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5. Pear
I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.
I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.
1. Pear
The retarded cousin to the apple.
Serious, have you ever seen a pear?
2. Pear
Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.
person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
3. pear
a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge
4. pear
The number that comes between seven and eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!
6. pear
It is a common name for small Asian girl usually with British accent. A Pear loves everything that is British-related. A Pear tends to be very organized and always has her life planned ahead on her Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. A usual Pear is very smart and hygienic only for her belongings. A pear goes sleep with shoes and socks on if it is not her own bed. However, conclusively, A Pear is such a very lovely person who wants everybody gathering around and spending quality time together.
A: Hi, my name is Pear
B: Hiii!, nice to meet you Par,

A: No.....!!!! My name is Pear- P- E-A-R - - PEAR, it's a kind of fruit.
B: WOW that's really cool! your name is so interesting! By the way, do you have Australian accent? . .. .
A: . . . .(I'm so gutted)
7. pear
A woman's anus
stick it in my pear
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