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A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band. In short, the funniest comic strip ever! (Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha! Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin* Spodsie: Oof! *Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'* Spodsie: Ooooohh! *Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room* Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen* Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave. Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut! Like I said - funny shit. |
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A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection "oooh my lil brother is such a peanut.'
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To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other. ...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
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Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world. He's a real peanut now a days.
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the best puppet ever! " Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
(( JeffDunham.com )) |
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a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can. Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away Person 1:what a fucking peanut |
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A mentally retarted person. "I think Snookie might be a peanut."
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An affectionate name for a small child or baby Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?
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