Top Definition
A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.
"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"
by PureRageEssence April 08, 2013

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