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5. Payload
The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.
if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men
1. payload
The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.
"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"
by IceWarm Nov 21, 2004 add a video
2. Payload
1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm
"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"
by Urkel Aug 6, 2004 add a video
3. payload
cumshot, usually large
He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.
by 'lil stinker Mar 7, 2004 add a video
4. Payload
To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.
Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.
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