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Back in the middle ages or 'dark ages' there were many developements in defense. One such development was the fortress. The word Paultress is a contemporary definition of fortress. It is applied to the action when one places a paultress around one's office desk at work time protecting it from unwanted projectiles flung from devious colleagues

He erected a 'paultress' to protect his privates

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