1. Guitarist in The Rasmus
2. Complete idiot
3. Scary flirt
4. Has an afro which eats unsuspecting fangirls
5. Dynasty tattoo (the word, nothing to do with the TV series. Yet.)
6. Currently ahead of Lauri from The Rasmus in the Dork League
"OMG! Pauli Rantasalmi's afro just ate that screaming idiot!"
*makes stupid comment* "...omg I so did not just do a Pauli! *shame*"