(THIS DERIVES FROM THE CONTINUOUS EVENT IN WHICH RON PAUL OUTSMARTS ALL HIS LIBERAL CHALLENGERS WITHOUT PULLING OUT THE LIE CARDS)
~RON PAUL 2012~
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"
B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).