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Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses.
by Paulus Maximus II February 05, 2010
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A Paul is the sweetest, sexiest, most caring guy ever who will listen to your problems. Fantastic in bed. Intelligent. Overall amazing. Very cute with a wonderful smile.
Girl 1: Paul almost kissed me last night...
Girl 2: And you stopped him?!
Girl 1: I'm with someone!
Girl 2: That someone needs to be Paul.
by It's not important. November 23, 2010
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The kindest, best guy friend you could ever have. Unknowingly funny and always willing to listen. He always has a smile for you when you see him and you find yourself missing him if you don't see him for a while. He might seem shy at first but once you get to know him he begins to open up and let you in, you cannot imagine how lucky this makes you feel. Great soccer player too!! Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Who is that guy, he's so nice?"

"Well he's Paul of course"

"Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"
by paul 12345 January 10, 2012
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A man who is addictive and unforgettable. Someone who a woman, since a girl, has always desired to be close to. Distance is his kryptonite, and he will be yours. He is intelligent, sarcastic, and has an infectious laugh. Plays the guitar, has a crystalline voice which infects your veins with fluttering dragonflies. He is the one that was so close, yet got away for reasons you don't understand. His memory brings to mind Neruda poetry and hot summer nights.
Careful, he is a Paul. Get too close and you may just fall in love and into heartbreak.
by VioletRayne June 22, 2013
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This man is as solid as his name, strong yet humble, a seeker of all things true and beautiful. He loves to laugh and be with the people he loves, when he speaks they listen to what he has to say because it really means something. A man of character, with a sense of adventure, beautiful hands and a smile that is contagious. Definitely a man to seek out in a crowd...
Me to You: Whats your name?
You: Danny
Me: Sucks to be you, I'm looking for a Paul.
by Blissgirl December 08, 2010
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A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.
by Moonster April 12, 2006
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a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.
"my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"

"girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul"
by generals11' January 02, 2009
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