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Slut for the top 1% wealthy elite. Veep candidate for the Rich Flip Flopper Mormon. Thinks tax cut giveaways to the wealthy help to cut the deficit, just as George Dubya Bush thought. Supported the T.A.R.P. bailout when Bush's economic policies all came crashing down in 2008. Now he wants to repeat the same Bush failed policies.
Mitt Romney can't seem to close the deal with the rabid far right wing of his party so he's going with Paul Ryan as his running mate. Like John McCain's Sarah Palin pick however, it won't work.
by 4798 August 11, 2012
when someone rapes you and then makes you keep the baby.
dude she got paul ryan'd
by topples August 22, 2012
An unbelievably backwards thinking, feces spewing vice presidential candidate with aims to allow rapists parenthood rights and bring american women the same rights as the Taliban.
Paul Ryan will do his best to make women second class citizens and bring his Christian flavored Talibanian ideals into law.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.
She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.
by Din of Inequity September 05, 2012
Verb: to fill something with foul, Taco Bell-esque excrement
Adjective: to be full of said excrement
My baby just Paul Ryaned her diaper, her diaper is Paul Ryan-y.
by warriorpooflinger August 30, 2012
A "tea party" republican congressman from the state of Wisconsin. And the running mate of presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
Hey, are you watching the debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Congressman Paul Ryan? Interesting huh?
by Costress October 11, 2012
To be a scholarly type who is really good in math, numbers and money... who looks hot while doing it.
Have you met Matt in accounting? Whoa! He's a real Paul Ryan! He may not be that fun at parties, but will be nice to look at in a tight shirt.

You know the haters have nothing on Paul Ryan when the best they can do is make fun of his hairline and insult him for being wealthy because he's highly intelligent and good with finances. If he were a Democrat, they'd be calling him Christian Grey!
by tentimesten February 07, 2014
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