Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter
LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum
The Paul Mitchell is a sex move where the man ejaculates into the woman's hair. It is named after the hair name brand product.
"Yea, I gave my girlfriend a Paul Mitchell."