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Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop). "Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off." |
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A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. "Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart." "Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?" "Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him." |
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A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping" This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.
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