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The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?
by gus_dodge March 09, 2005
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