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2.
the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman
Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.
by jwonder April 21, 2011
 
1.
When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.
The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.
by J.Alfred Proofrock June 09, 2011
 
3.
1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.
by nighttime, daytime April 19, 2010
 
4.
the act of pleasing a woman orally.
He gave her a pattymelt
by pattymeltz February 04, 2010