When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.
The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.
by J.Alfred Proofrock June 09, 2011
the act of pleasing a woman orally.
He gave her a pattymelt
by pattymeltz February 04, 2010
the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman
Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.
by jwonder April 21, 2011