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A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.
"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
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It is when you are getting head while you are watching espn for a half hour and you need skin grafts to fix your neck from the hickey the girl left
He pulled the Patton last night
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