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The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson. Sociologically speaking, his proximity to Kristen Stewart seems to compound the effect.
I just saw a pic of Robert Pattinson leaving LAX and could barely contain my Pattispazms.

The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.
by filmgirl May 18, 2010

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