| 1. | Patroclus | ||
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Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis. In any case he was bi. Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor! Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis. |
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| 2. | Patroclus | ||
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A tall, frosty, beverage! Mmmmm! Nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!
Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer! |
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