The politically correct term for white supremacists-turned-terrorists, or brainwashed conspiracists-turned-extremists, who rationalize that merely holding peaceful protests would not prevent an “illegitimate” president-elect who “stole the vote” from taking office, much less stop socialism and communism to take root in the country, but mob violence could grant them their political wish.
After the armed insurrection perpetrated by his diehard supporters who broke into the Capitol and changed the American flag with the Trump flag, Donald J. Trump called those rioters and thugs "great patriots."
by MathPlus January 9, 2021
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A secret society that controls every part of the US government in MGS2.
Did you hear there is a group that rules the united states and controls the government?

shhhh, they'll hear you.....
by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004
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The Patriots are the best team in the NFL today,won 15 in a row after a rough start, and went on to win it all.Good players, awesome QB and Kicker, and has a good chance to win it all next year too.
by Lewis3:16 June 5, 2004
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Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?
by Grey Fox November 11, 2004
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Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.
True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.

The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.
by sux0r February 4, 2008
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1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.

2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
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The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.

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Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
by Sid Barrett February 7, 2008
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A bunch of Cheating, low life losers who do not deserve a winning record.
"Did you watch the Patriots last night?"
"No, I didnt watch the Patriots because they cheat. The should all go and enjoy Goatse with their mothers and brothers!"
"Yeah they won again unfortunatly."
"Well, they are all going to get smited by god soon anyway so i dont care"
"thank god"
by Timothy Quipe November 6, 2007
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