Top Definition
The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!
by Taquita Banana March 16, 2011

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