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Hitler

someone of Hitlish origin, or at least looks like hitler
by hitler July 15, 2004
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Someone who always talks of dying for his of her country, but never of killing for it.
Patriot guy: I'm gonna join the Army and die for my country!!! Be a martyr!

Smarter patriot guy: I'm gonna join the Army and kill for my country!! Not that I'm afraid of death, but killing for my country will do it much greater good.
by Vasili Koslov August 30, 2008
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59
Air blown from one's mouth with the intention of blocking a bad odor from reaching the nostrils.
My cousin tried to burp in my face, but I shot it down with a patriot.
by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007
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The man who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
--Mark Twain
Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!

Jim: Why?

Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!

Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?

Jim: What study?

Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?

Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?

Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....

Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?

Joe: Well...um...not exactly...

Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!

Jim: (facepalm)
by mountaineer1987 August 05, 2011
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A guy who is willing to hook up with scuds. I.E. A shortened version of patriot missle
Matty hooks up with so many scuds he is like a patriot missle.
by GT December 16, 2004
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During my shower I am patriot.
by wouldntyoulikeotknow May 01, 2003
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Someone who grew up in the rural United States and loves guns, the military, and war above all else. Hates the Constitution, except for the 2nd Amendment, and most everyone else, outside of fellow patriots.

The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
1. A patriot never met a war he didn't adore.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
by Nightjag January 25, 2015
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