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The recipients of a long-deserved ass kicking from the Carolina Panthers last Sunday. 27-17. The NFL's so-called greatest quarterback was sacked twice and picked off by the league's best defense while their rushing game was held back to sub-40 yards. The sheer joy of seeing Tom Brady weeping like a little girl on the sidelines as the fourth quarter wound down was almost overwhelming.
Steve Smith, Stephen Davis, Ricky Proehl, Julius Peppers, Mike Rucker, Will Witherspoon, and Ken Lucas owned the Patriots.
by Squid Wrangler September 23, 2005
 
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A well picked, cheating, but still great football team.
The Patriots should have beat the fucking Giants in the superbowl!
by Jimi B. February 04, 2008
 
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A douche of a team. They think they're the best, but they can't win them all!
At one time, the Patriots had the longest win streak in the NFL. On Halloween night 2004, the Pittsburgh Steelers shut them down killing their streak at 21.
by Scratch DJ January 24, 2005
 
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A team who has benefitted greatly by luck and an easy schedule. After winning the Super Bowl they have been gifted with the easiest schedule in the NFL.
Yeah, we pulled a Patriots on them.
by A-Han November 03, 2004
 
61.
A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.
Patriots = teh ghey
by Kevin February 09, 2004
 
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A bunch of hot football players!
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by AFlac Jack January 25, 2005