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Someone who put a flag on their SUV after 9/11 and thought they had done their part.
Patriots caused WWI
by Sane in a World of Insanity November 16, 2003
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The Patriots are the best team in the NFL today,won 15 in a row after a rough start, and went on to win it all.Good players, awesome QB and Kicker, and has a good chance to win it all next year too.
by Lewis3:16 June 05, 2004
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An amazing team that has undergone scrutiny because of a misunderstanding of NFL rules and is often the butt of retarded jokes because no one can come up with anything else bad about the team and he New England Patriots have beaten every other team in the league in the past 4 years.
Cheatriots- a very bad name for the Patriots
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A bunch of no good, cheating, cry babies that allowed their cheating coach to leave the field because he was so upset that they are 18-1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Boo Hoo - We suck ass Patriots can't win without filming the other teams defense. We Suck!!!!
by Pimp Stick February 04, 2008
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To come so close yet so far

To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life

Patriots = FTW != Superbowl

To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet?
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
by ohfuck February 04, 2008
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1.someone who believes that the person holding a gun and waving a u.s. flag is always right
2.synonym for misled
3.sometimes bordering on fanaticism
'It's my duty as a patriot to cheer for my government, and trust them to defend us from terrorists, even when it means lying, and bombing kids and old ladies in iraq'
by radio girl December 11, 2003
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1590s, "compatriot," from Middle French patriote (15c.) and directly from Late Latin patriota "fellow-countryman."

Ironically, in the mid-18th century patriot also meant a “factious disturber of the government”
by Journalistic Revolution March 10, 2017
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