A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.
I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.
by D-Shiznit August 16, 2007
Air blown from one's mouth with the intention of blocking a bad odor from reaching the nostrils.
My cousin tried to burp in my face, but I shot it down with a patriot.
by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007
A Patriot is someone who lets his belief system be decided for him by the place he was born and the government running it.

They can't decide things for themselves so these people give their allegiance to pieces of cloth instead of the human race.
The imperialist kamakaze Japanese in World War II were huge patriots.

The Nazi Party were huge patriots.

The Israeli Defence Force members being fined 100 shekels for killing innocent children in palestine are huge patriots.
by HappyRaceTraitor January 08, 2005
Republican who believes that using taxpayer monies for their rightwinged crusades is being patriotic. Ex. Impeaching Bill Clinton. Ex. I wanna kick Sadams Hussein's ass because I wanna show my daddy I luv him. Ex. Bush W. lying to the US citizenry so he can spend 200 billion of their dollars to get rid of Sadam. Ex. All people who feel that lying about getting a blowjob truely justifies bringing government to a standstill to rid the US of such a president. Such Patriots also feel that the average citizen can't handle the truth.
Give me a billion or 2 of the taxpayers money so I can be a patriot.
by Demoncrat_with_Balls August 31, 2003
when reason fails and ignorance rules....
there will be the patriot.

when a country defines it's people and the people do not define the country.
blindness and stupidity
by don't you just love it? August 29, 2003
The man who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
--Mark Twain
Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!

Jim: Why?

Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!

Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?

Jim: What study?

Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?

Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?

Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....

Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?

Joe: Well...um...not exactly...

Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!

Jim: (facepalm)
by mountaineer1987 August 05, 2011
One of the more useless moderators for the Playstation Underground. Currently, he spends his time with his boyfriend Jeffrey, who is a world champion poodle breeder. This term is very oftenly used on the internet to describe someone that is extremely useless.
You are being quite a (insert word here) today similar to the useless moderator of the Playstation Underground named Patriot
by Careful Observer March 17, 2008
You're all such stupid smacktards. A patriot is one who likes and appreciates their country and fellow man.

All of you stupid faggots are defining a nationalist.
Another wasted urban dictionary entry, just like America, France, and Nintendo.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
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