1. someone who believes that the country in which they happened to be born entitles them to the destruction of other peoples and nations.
2. someone who finds paying taxes in order to overthrow existing foreign governments, replace them with their own nation's corporate lobbyists, and then later destroy them when deemed to be out of compliance with the economic interests of their own country to be a worthwhile expenditure.
The Ameriacn patriots empowered Hussein with millions of tax dollars and weapons in order to fight Iran, then starved 50,000 Iraqi children a year from 1992-1997 by blockading and destroying supply shipment routes to civilian areas before realizing that yet another war was necessary if their country was ever going to establish true economic control of a region vital to nurturing American overconsumption.
by trueamerican September 08, 2003
Someone who put a flag on their SUV after 9/11 and thought they had done their part.
Patriots caused WWI
by Sane in a World of Insanity November 16, 2003
An amazing team that has undergone scrutiny because of a misunderstanding of NFL rules and is often the butt of retarded jokes because no one can come up with anything else bad about the team and he New England Patriots have beaten every other team in the league in the past 4 years.
Cheatriots- a very bad name for the Patriots
The Patriots are the best team in the NFL today,won 15 in a row after a rough start, and went on to win it all.Good players, awesome QB and Kicker, and has a good chance to win it all next year too.
The patriots are the 2003 super bowl champions!
by Lewis3:16 June 05, 2004
Someone who gets upset when you don't support everything the president's administration does--as long as the administration is Republican. When the president is a Democrat, then all of a sudden the voices of dissent are patriotic.
People who claim to be patriots use the term to bully people who disagree. They often support revising history books so that kids think that the US does no wrong and protestors have never been right.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
See also La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?
by Grey Fox November 10, 2004
I wanted to clear something up with the definitions of the word "patriot". It is commonly mistakenly identified with "love of country" or "blindly following" what the government says. While to some extent it does involve a profound love of one's country, the main marking of a Patriot is complete adherence to the ideas of the Constitution. Let me be clear, most Patriots are conservative, but there are many liberal Patriots as well.

The Oath of Office or Enlistment to the Armed Forces is a commitment to uphold the Constitution and protect the nation "from all enemies, foreign and domestic". A Patriot recognizes that the threat to freedom and liberty does not discriminate and can even infect the elected representatives of the United States.

It is a commitment to civil liberties and a promise to defend the land whether the protection being sought is from terrorists overseas, or the President in the White House, or the Congress in Washington.

The main rights protected under the Bill of Rights and Constitution are free speech, freedom of assembly, suffrage for all men and women of age, the right to life, liberty, and property, right from illegal search and seizure, right to remain silent, freedom of the press, freedom of equality for ALL men and women, and in addition there are also fundamental rights of the accused, freedom of religion and freedom from religion, freedom from quartering soldiers, right to a jury trial, and the two biggest ones that make all this possible: the right to due process, and the right of habeas corpus.

And the reason the majority of Patriots are conservative is because the one amendment that ensures and protects these rights is the Second Amendment. "A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

The Founding Fathers were not inbred hicks who wanted to go quail hunting or hurt animals like PETA tells you. The right to keep and bear arms and to form militias was put there because the Founding Fathers recognized that government was a necessary evil. The growing complacency of men results in a government with expanding authority and power that ultimately becomes tyranny. Unfortunately, most do not know the reason for the Second Amendment. It is not protection from terrorists overseas, or criminals at home... It is for protection from the government itself.

Thomas Jefferson himself believed that we would see revolution in perpetuity and argued that it should be so, as he knew the government was a necessary evil that if not, at times, restrained, it would be the death of civil liberties as we know them.

"God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. "

Patriotism is not allegiance to country, nor to political parties, nor to elected representatives. It is full devotion to the Constitution even if we must die for it, and any government who violates the rights laid out in that document has become the very terrorists they purportedly despise.
The Founding Fathers were great patriots who risked life and limb in pursuit of freedom from tyranny. Even when King George ordered him to be killed, Washington continued in his defiance of the Crown and finally took victory against General Cornwallis in 1781.
by White Christian June 23, 2009
To come so close yet so far

To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life

Patriots = FTW != Superbowl

To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet?
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
by ohfuck February 04, 2008

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