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A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored). "You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott
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An ordinary, mediocre tequila that alcohol distributors are able to sell for top-shelf prices solely because their slick marketing campaign appeals to stupid niggers who will drink anything their favorite rappers plug, as well as anything that comes in a shiny and colorful bottle. Ten out of ten niggers can't tell that the "Patrón" they just paid fifteen bucks for was Sauza from the well that the bar poured into an empty Patrón bottle.
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