Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.

"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."

Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Piggy packer 

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

Piggy packer by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Speed Packer 

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

Speed Packer by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Loud Mic Packer 

1. Regular packing with a loud tone of voice. 2. Loud gibberish, mumbling, static, or repetitive incomprehensible sounds, usually Loud Mic Packers use Fl studio to make their voice sound louder.

"I heard Justin the Low Mic Packer is becoming a Loud Mic Packer because its the new trend"

Loud Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 7, 2020

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

Peter Parker 

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

Peter Parker by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019