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The patke is a nasty little creature with a soul as black as Wesley Snipes and an even darker hole where its heart used to be. It is commonly found in or around biology classrooms, or wherever curry is sold.

If you ever find yourself in the same room as a patke, you should leave before it eats your soul like a pile of hotcakes. If this is not possible, cover your heart and do not show the patke any sign of emotion.
Person 1: I just saw a wild Patke!

Person 2: Oh crap!

NO FUN IN ZE CLASS!
by WildLifeExpert November 23, 2011
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