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1. Patio scab
The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
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driveway drinker white suburban porch monkey future 12 stepper drunk cracker white trash
by froggy49 Apr 18, 2009 add a video
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