2) Someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.
3) A person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already passed judgement on the game.
2) I wish that patio Furniture would start talking in English instead of grunting at me. Ah crap, now he's biting my leg!
3) That damn Patio Furniture is going on about Everquest again, even though I already told him it's just a level treadmill.