Top Definition
A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.
Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
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by The Desciple January 27, 2013

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