Girl 1: "I just walked up 14 flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with my ex-boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Damn girl, that's pathletic."
Girl 2: "Damn girl, that's pathletic."
by therealnatedogg June 7, 2011
Originating from the word combination of bike path and athlete / triathlete, a PATHLETE is a cyclist who rockets down bike paths in full race gear, blowing by kids, old ladies, dogs, strollers.
The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.
Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.
Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.
Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.
Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.
Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.
Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
Rider 1: "That jackass just about ran over that kid! It's noon on Sunday - why is he flying down the bike path like that??"
Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
by elbandidomaximo July 5, 2011
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