Top Definition
A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 15, 2009
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