Someone who uses acronyms a lot.
They may misuse said acronyms.
The Patey, despite all this, is a very funny person.
'Geez man, what's with all the lol'ing and lmfao'ing? You are such a Patey.'
'You're so funny, you're a Patey dude'
'Hey, your acronyms are being used inappropriately. Stop being such a Patey- Its just not cool.'
Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)
A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!