Top Definition
The cartoonish figure of Penn State, cousin to Pedobear, who rather than molesting children will just keep secrets of those who do.
I thought I was in trouble when I was busted checking out that teenager, but it was just Coach Paternobear, so it's all good.
by Card Magnet December 07, 2011

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