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The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"
white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg
by Guju-Patel December 03, 2006
 
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The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.
John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.
by Raki Shaki November 18, 2006
 
16.
Derogatory term for a person of Indian descent.
"I hate calling tech support. I always end up talking to some fucking Patel."
by Michael B. Thomas August 04, 2006
 
17.
The Indian equivalent to honkey.

Also, an Indian with low self esteem.
Street thug in Bombay: Give me your seat cushion!

Patel: (while crying) No.

Street thug: I going to waste this Patel Mofo!
by Choksi July 28, 2006