Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.
My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.
by Marchaels March 12, 2008
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Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.
Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher
by Twunt December 09, 2013
A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.
Aw man! You're such a patcher!
by Sean McDonald June 06, 2005