A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.
man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!
by The LAW's come back to town November 24, 2007
Get the Patchel mug.
A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob
by not johnson February 20, 2020
Get the Jake Patchel mug.
To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.
I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.
by Got out alive May 12, 2023
Get the Patchel mug.