Was it pat?
of course! WHO ELSE??
ex.12. DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN POLAND?
would it make a difference?
HE MUST BE A FUCKING PAT!
why'd i fall in love with a fucking pat...
a) Pats tend to wear Sketchers (or Crocs), cheap wristwatches, and unisex slacks
b) Pats are normally overweight. In this sense, you cannot tell if 'it' has man-boobs or actual breasts.
c) Pats often adorn shirts with horses, wolves, or Disney characters on them. Tourist shits in general are also the preferred clothing of the Pat
d) Pats sport androgynous haircuts- short, sometimes spiky.
It's a Pat.