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A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.
Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*
by Johan The Destroyer May 30, 2012
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An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.
Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.
by mud January 17, 2004
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a hypocritical,self righteous bastard who claims to be christian, but condons murder of foreign leaders and others he deems unworthy of gods grace.The saddest part is foreigners who don't know shit about america, hear this asshole spew his self indulgent tripe think all americans think this way. Pat like all other televagilists care about one thing,MONEY. They relieve elderly peaple of all there money because they convince them they are going to hell for a lifetime of sin. Old peaple feel guilty and think they can atone be giving these assholes their money. Pat,Jerry and the others live in opulent mansions,drive expensive cars and lavish there family members in wealth.Is this what jesus would do? Does pat robertson actually help anyone? Peaple, don't be fooled,giving this jerk money will not insure entrance to heaven. pat robertson, I hope you burn in hell.
Did you here pat robertson say we should kill hugo ceaser chavez? Pat robertson said all muslims are terrorists.
by angry dude April 04, 2006
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Just as bad as Jerry Falwell. Another Christian extreamist who hates everyone who isn't a Christian or a right-wing conservative.
There's Pat Robertson on CBN complaining about how gays are getting rights, again.
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.
Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.
by Jesus November 26, 2003
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TV evangelist who has made a lot of extremely radical, divisive statements on his show, The 700 Club, and is seen by many as a lunatic. Sadly, a lot of non- Christians (Atheists in particular) wrongfully assume that all Christians in America agree with Robertson's rantings, and use this assumption to unfairly stereotype all Christians as cruel, intolerant fanatics.
Pat Robertson has unfortunately done more harm than good for his fellow Christians.
by Brother in Christ February 28, 2006
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fundementlist christian and owner of large corporate empire noted for far right policies and extreme religious veiws
jesus would'nt spit on pat robertson if he was on fire
pat robertson is either a hypocrite and a liar or a lunitic and a monster the difficult part is deciding which
by zombiejack June 11, 2004
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