Shady male figure who performs risky business with strange Chinese women and other shady characters. This man always gets the girl because of his ravishing charm, mysterious actions, dark and secretive business affairs, hidden altruism, and astounding taste in music.
I am in love with that sexy pastulio because he is the most dangerous man on earth.
by KandiKane April 15, 2006
The pimple of Invader Zim that has hypnotic powers. Zim uses the hypnotic powers to get Dib to tell him the security breach at his base.
Zim: You will bow down to Pastulio!
by AmandaDeMargarita July 24, 2007