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Someone who has phobia about pastors as to being sexually assaulted.
A: Hey, did you go to the church with your family last Sunday?
B: Just me, kept my children at home, I just don't like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

A: Damn, you are one pastorphobic person. Get over it, not all Pastors are MJs!
by Honeymany November 10, 2009

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