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1.
Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 07, 2006
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2.
Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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3.
Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 08, 2006
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4.
This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.
The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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