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An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
by Constance Jackson May 01, 2010
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When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!
I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...
by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008
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