|1.||Pasta - King|
always a male, the member of any specific group who is capable, for no logical reason, of consuming very large amounts of pasta with ridiculous emotions of excitement and delight
Baby Michael, before he became the bravest and cutest of all the Marines, was declared Pasta - King after insisting that he loved pasta sooooo much. "I can eat so much pasta. You guys!, this is just not enough pasta...for me!