-Noun. A close friend who you reguard as your equal. You will only meet one such Passcht in your entire life time. This individual known as 'passcht' is notoriously lazy as well as an avid gamer. They are usually found behind a computer or television, or found to be the cause of some sort of mayhem or tragic but hillarious accident. They find humor in gross, sad, misfortunate, and drunken incidents.
Passcht accidently lit his new Xbox on fire because he was carelessly playing with matches, but he thought this was so funny, he crapped his pants.
If there is one person in the world with who will make you laugh during the time of your mother's death, it is Passcht...he will most likely help you hide the body too.