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8. Pascal
The act of lying compulsively.
-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos...
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!
1. Pascal
A good looking, tall and intelligent guy who may seem like a douche at first but will prove to be an excellent friend with a great taste in music.

Has an undeniably sweet side, tendency to give nicknames.
person 1:"got to know Pascal and he's a great guy really"

person 2:"I knew he had a nice side to him"
2. pascal
An underrated high-level programming language developed in the 1970s by Niklaus Wirth. Pascal was originally intended to teach good programming practices, but in the early 1980s, Borland took the language and made it more powerful and widespread by introducing Turbo Pascal. Today, Pascal is still used in the form of Delphi, a Windows RAD development tool similar to Visual Basic, but much more powerful. Applications developed using Pascal usually contain far fewer bugs than other high-level programming languages.
Contrary to popular belief, Pascal, today, is just as powerful as C, C++, or Java.
3. Pascal
Weapon used to piss on hobos

verb- To Pascal someone
"Dude, I saw a homeless guy asking me money today, I Pascaled him"
4. Pascal
A display of the skin on a man's chest through a revealing piece of clothing (i.e., a deep V-neck, a dress shirt with only the lower-half of the buttons done, a stretched out collar).
- "That guy's rocking a Pascal."

- "A bit of Pascal can be really hot."
5. Pascal
Scale from o to Pascal to determine one's level of stokeness.

O being the lowest and Pascal being so stoked.
Dude how stoked are you about the football game on Monday?

Dude, I'm like totally Pascal stoked!
6. Pascal
An outdated programming language which uses Begin and End instead of { and } for determining the scope of code structures.
Here is a simple program in pascal:

Program PascalSucks
Begin
Writeln("Pascal Sucks");
End.
7. Pascal
A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.
Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.
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