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When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
by squantolee December 05, 2010

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