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To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.
Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!
by lemonsqueezer September 02, 2008
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