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2. Parkered
So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.
Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.
1. Parkered
Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.
Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!
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