a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl, Parker?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's my girlfriend.
by Jacob8 December 09, 2013
Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.
Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.
by A Fucking Vacuum May 22, 2011
A name used mainly for males but could also be used for females.
Female Parker's are physically very attractive and breathtaking, gifted with just the right amount of curves (Totally referring to their smile). Breaking boys' hearts and making panties drop since Day One. Talk about being blessed by the power of Jaysus! Simply Intoxicating and Swaggy as hell, in whatever outfit they have on. Those with lip piercings are the sexiest though, gives them extra edge ;)

Personality-wise, Parker's are socially shy (contradicting but it happens) but people can't help but to be seduced by their awkward charm. They happen to also make being clumsy very adorable. Parker's also tend to have an enormous amount of sex appeal, the tiniest details of their actions have enormous effects on hormonal teenagers, simply can't be helped. Also, Parker's that blush easily are the best people on earth.
Parker looks fine as hell even while wearing a neon pink sweater and a matching neon pink backpack.
by FlyAsFuck December 28, 2014
Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.
Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?
by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013
Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.
Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!
by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013
Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 15, 2010
Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver
by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013

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