Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.
Parker: My ass! Hahahaah
Scott: Wow, parker over here...
Parker: what do you mean?
Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.
Parker: How dare you say that about me!
Scott: Well its true... fag...
Parker: Well.. its just..
Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!
Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.
Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.
Parker: (runs away crying)
Nick: Wow, parker over there..