b. The easiest place in America to get drugs at a young age.
c. Home to Maine South High School, where EVERYONE does drugs, yet somehow they all go to like Harvard.
d. The only suburb where it's common for teenagers to OD and die.
e. Known for being the place where Hilary Clinton grew up.
Jane: You mean Lily White Ridge?
Jane: That's what it's called because there are ONLY white people!
John: Yea and they're all emo!
Jane: I understand.. I would HATE to be uppermiddle class... god, i feel so bad for you!
b. John: I've been doing pot since I was a baby!
John: Like I said.. I like in PARK RIDGE!!
c. Jane: You do drugs? Lemme guess.. you must go to Maine South.
John: Yea and I just got accepted into Princeton!
d. John: Did you hear? Bob OD'd last night on heroin!
e. Jane: Oh Lord, you're Hilary Clinton's neighbor?! I'm so sorry!
Park Ridgian: Because I live in Park Ridge, man.
Yeah, another kid OD'd, but it's Park Ridge, what do you expect?
girl 2-don't tell anyone...gurnee mills
girl 1-AHHHHHH are u seriously from park ridge? dont tell anyone i got mine there too
Nick N: No way Brosef MAD ILLLL KILL KREWWWW REEPIN PARK RIDGE
Dan H: WORRRRDDD REPPPPPPPPPP. Bet ya a million dollars that i can give some girl the canadian snorkler
B-Don: Phhh you aint got a million dollars. WORRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aside from the M&M factory and the rollercoasters, there isn't much to keep a homosexual member of society occupied. This neighborhood used to be full of jewish immigrants, but they moved out due to gentrification.